Whats That Old Saying

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What's That Old Saying

1. If you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen.
2. Birds of a feather flock together.
3. Water seeks its own level
4. If you live in a glass house don't throw stones.
5. If it's not worth doing right the first time then it's not worth doing.
6. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
7. The calm before the storm.
8. If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.
9. He who laughs first laughs last.
10. When it rains it pours.
11. Better late than never.
12. Give em an inch and they'll take a mile.
13. He'll be late for his own funeral.
14. Close only counts in horseshoes.
15. Saved by the bell.
16. They'd argue over a pile of --- ----.
17. Red at night sailors delight .. Red in the morning sailors warning.
18. He is about as useless as tits on a boar hog.
19. Lazier than a pet coon.
20. Crazier than a ---- house rat.
21. It's raining cats and dogs.
22. It's raining pitchforks and hammer handles.
23. A stitch in time saves nine.
24. Holy Toledo
25. He don't know S--- from Shinola.
26. He doesn't know enough to come in out of the rain
27. He's blinder than a bat.
28. If you don't like the weather in Michigan.. Just wait 5 minutes and it will change.
29. The place is so clean you could eat off of the floor.
30. You had better ---- or get off the pot.
31. He didn't know whether to ---- or go blind.
32. Thats like having the fox guard the hen house.
33. Thats like the blind leading the blind.
34. If he had a brain it would be lonsome.
35. I'd rather be safe than sorry.
36. If you want to dance You have to pay the fiddler.
37. No news is good news.
38. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
39. True love never runs smooth.
40. Don't kick a sleeping dog.
41. Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed ?
42. Who crapped in Your oat meal ?
43. Once a thief always a thief.
44. If you can't be good Be careful.
45. If I had known you were coming I'd have baked a cake ?
46. Put your money where your mouth is.
47. Put up or shut up.
48. Stick it where the sun don't shine.
49. I think he flew the coop.
50. She's so ugly she would stop an 8 day clock.
51. I'm so hungry I could eat the --- off a skunk.
52. She's uglier than sin.

54. What a piece of ---- ?
55. They'll give em a run for their money .
56. It's all over but the shoutin.
57. Don't give it another thought.
58. She's dumber than a box of rocks.
59. Time stops for no one.
60. He is scared of his own shadow.
61. He who has the gold makes the rule.
62. Win, Loose, or Draw .. I'm outta here.
63. He would give you the shirt off his back.
64. Speak of the Devil.. Look what just walked in.
65. You can take the boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of the boy.
66. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
67. That's about like pee-ing in the wind.
68. People in Hell want ice water.
69. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

He would yell if he was hung with a new rope.

Damned if you do and Damned if you don't.

You can lead a horse to water But you can't make him drink.